I see this old keyboard and wonder what kind of maniacal bastard must have invented it. I mean was this one of those my dick is bigger than yours kinda things? Only for... nerds, or publishers or whoever... Were people just really uncoordinated back then and couldn't handle pressing little buttons? Ok, I guess it had to do with technological limitations but I would rather pretend its the keyboard of an evil genius. Or the typewriter of some mad scientist. The keys are so large cause he's trained his evil cat to dictate his thoughts or something awesome like that...
"Take dictation! He screams. The cat jumps into action balancing like some ninja warrior on each key... psh... as if cats were that cool. I might actually like em... but unfortunately they're stupid and sucky and I hate them. And thats what we call a twist ending everyone. I typed it up on my evil type writer. Suck it, this isn't about me, its about awesome old technology.
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